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A long time advocate of the practice of eating the heart of one's enemy to absorb his strength, I'm a non-practicing polygamist who determines the cuteness of babies by a formula centering upon their throwability. I hate Michael Bay. I hate him so goddamn much...I hate him as much as I hate what Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher did to Batman. I think that enjoying Chuck Norris jokes makes you a hack. This is my favorite quote from "Bull Durham" :

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

All that bullshit aside, I'm a long time aficionado of gaming, RPGs, and Square. I grew up on Secret of Mana, Super Mario RPG, and Illusion of Gaia - so my taste isn't exactly traditionalist. I'm studying Film, and will be attending the University of Southern California's School of Cinematic Arts come January. I try to pattern my style after Michael Mann's style of direction - you can compensate for all the indecipherable language in the world if you throw in enough shootouts.

I've followed this site for maybe seven years. My account, before becoming an Editor, was Demosthenes. I wasn't too prevalent, but I tried to be sarcastic and hyper literate and slightly off-balanced whenever I prairie-dogged.

I can be found on AIM - MattPayteSays, but I'd rather receive PM's here.


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