I am copying Viajera and doing a 'Holy Grail' quote

Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

(yes i copied and pasted)

I'm doing more than one just so as I don't double post.

X-Men:
"What were you expecting, yellow spandex?"

Hellboy:
"Second date, no tongue!"

Aliens:
Frost: Hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez: "No, have you?"

2001/2010:
"My god, It's full of stars!"

Toy Story:
"To Infinity and beyond!"

etc., etc.,......

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - Goonies

hahahah goonies. gotta love that movie.

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

addams family values

That one was so great! I know this is getting old...

"So how can you prove this woman is a witch?"

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt!?"

"Well.............. it got better."

i can't remember the exact quote but it went something like this:

Spartacus's mate-'Are you afraid of dying?'

Spartacus-'No more than i was of being born.......'
'are you afraid to die?'

Spartacus's mate- '.........yes'

And to jump on the Holy Grail bandwagon...

Night who says "NI": " You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING! "

and

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

I like that one from Pulp Fiction, where Samuel L Jackson is like:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

And then he empties his gun on the guy.

"I'm starting to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!"

"Go back to China, Bitch!"

"I hope you get molested"

"Did you just call me a fuckass?"

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"

Good movie :lol:

"You’re right, actually. I am pretty… I am pretty troubled and I’m pretty confused but I… and I’m afraid really really afraid. Really afraid. But I… I think you’re the fucking antichrist."

"How did you feel, being denied these “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”?"

" First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?"

hehehe, gotta love it

I have the sudden urge to spend all night watching monty python and donnie darko...

"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"There is you'll agree a certain je ne
ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot"

add withnail and i to that list, good sir!

Time to make fun of star wars:
"You're soft, not like sand. Sand is rough..."
NO, REALLY?

"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine!"

Helmut: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr
Lone Starr: What?
Helmut: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Helmut: Absolutely nothing.

Edina - 'Inside of me there is a thin person Dying to get out'
Mother - 'Just the one dear?'