What? When was I "mackin'" on your woman?

I daresay you're confusing me with Paul. He's the "macker" around here.

I once knew a woman named 'Big and Tasty.'

She was 400 pounds and never showered.

:ph34r:

Well, at least she had the first part right.

Well it depends on what you define as tasty.... :huh:

Whatever a person thinking "mmm... 400-pound-immobile-government-leeching-trailer-trash-would-taste-good-right-about-now" would....... aka, the mystery meat found in burritos.

I always did wonder how those wacky mexicans got that funky flavour.

No, that's from milking the male cows.

Rahul said:
What? When was I "mackin'" on your woman?

I daresay you're confusing me with Paul. He's the "macker" around here.

Rahul said:
And screw monogamy! Twice the cock is twice the fun! No one will tell.

Grr...

And while I'm at it, bisexual love triangle BAD! :ph34r:

Wait a minute.... Rahul, does this mean you'd said you love the cock? :mellow:

Hey, come one! You guys can't let that one go on without comment!

Don't let him win, fools; he musn't remain a silent victor!