I am an extremely fat mongoose with a penis growing out of my forehead...

hey this is what myspace is for!! http://www.myspace.com/yuna1881 :D

Last edited by Yuna1881 on April 06, 2006

Yeah but this is a self contained forum and you know that ;)

Plus, MySpace is the devil

Me? I am awesome and I play soccer

Like so,

Myspace? Isn't that an emo factory?

alright FINE I am the only one who still likes myspace

okie whatever...


im 16 (der-duh-der!)
skin : light tan (italian)
eyes: blue
hair: dark brown
height: 6'2 (ft)
weight: 190 (pounds)
bra size: umm... (men shouldent wear bra's)
shoe size: 15 (usa)

im a bowler. umm.. i also do i mixture of martial arts and kick boxing.
i love to workout! it makes me feel good.. if i dont i just get kinda depressed lol..



no pictures for you!!!

as of yet.

Last edited by nataru on April 07, 2006

I'm naked. Don't think the lasses'd 'ppreciate me posting no personal pics.

I would!

Bob said:
I'm naked. Don't think the lasses'd 'ppreciate me posting no personal pics.

nudeist?

Bob is usually nekkid

's just cuz I'm usually in the middle of my daily masturbation, and can't download pr0n fast enuff, so's I swing on over here to kill the downtime.

perhaps this thread should be renamed the vanity thread.

I am 6'4, am a body builder, make money by lifting heavy shit and I like taking roids up the butt :)

and yes...
from my location you can see that I come from southern California so that means...

I have a myspace

me too I'm 6'4 with a sexalicious ass... and I too have a myspace that can prove otherwise... myspace rocks...

Damn you 6 foot giants! *shakes fist* Damn my 5'11 shortcoming.

hey, im 5 10 :D

who cares about being tall? Theres less oxygen up there

Quale said:
Damn you 6 foot giants! *shakes fist* Damn my 5'11 shortcoming.

pssst I was lying












I am actually 5'1

lol no one caught the sarcasm in my post?

and I'm 5'6, not too short, not too tall.

Dan said:
lol no one caught the sarcasm in my post?

and I'm 5'6, not too short, not too tall.

I did! thats why I played along

Dan said:
perhaps this thread should be renamed the vanity thread.

I am 6'4, am a body builder, make money by lifting heavy shit and I like taking roids up the butt :)

and yes...
from my location you can see that I come from southern California so that means...

I have a myspace

tall people!!!

edit:

Dan said:
lol no one caught the sarcasm in my post?

and I'm 5'6, not too short, not too tall.

oh...

Last edited by nataru on April 21, 2006

Once again I have been tricked by that slippery devilish fiend that goes by the name; Sarcasm... Damn you! You may have won this round, but that war is far from over!

And you're 6'2 Nataru, stop rubbing into my face my forlorn hope of reaching that milestone of 6 foot, that was dashed away by my retarded body not growing at all since 7th grade. The dreams I had of soaring in the sky and crushing little children underfoot is all but lost now... :(

My friend left her bagel wrapper and Snapple bottle on my floor.

I'm 5 foot 7, I eat lots of food, I hate vending machines, I have to do a 10 minute presentation on an artist no one but me cares about, and I like the taste of candied yams.

I also have a MySpace, sadly enough.

I'm six feet tall, Brown Hair, Blue eyes, Light brown Skin (Quarter Native-American) and I like Jello !

You have ten fingers? I have ten fingers, too! Lets go find someone with nine and savagely beat the crap out of them!

IT'S THE SIX-FINGERED MAN!!! MY NAME IS *insert Italian babble* YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.

SPANISH BABBLE

SORRY. SPANISH babble. Mata todos los gringos.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Yes. Inigo Montoya.
Am NEVER going to live this down, am I? Should've known, SHOULD'VE KNOWNNNNN!!!
Damnit.

HAHAHAHA don't disrespect the spaniards!