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Bob said:
IT'S THE SIX-FINGERED MAN!!! MY NAME IS *insert Italian babble* YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.

i love that movie... and its spanish babble!!!
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OKAY THANK YOU ALREADY I 'GET IT' NOW.
jesus. with my lil' sister watching that everyday you'd think i'd of got it all memorized by now. hmmph. that's the power of WEED FOR YA.
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weed is cool...
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Wii!
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That video is so unoriginal, someone did a WoW version of that ages ago. Really, people should do something original instead of ripping on an old idea.

Anyway, it is my life's goal to someday go to New York and watch Avenue Q. Sadly enough, I even have that song on my mp3 player.
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shut up it's FUNNY! and the stupid ass song was stuck in my head so I posted it *smiles innocently*
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
's true.
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I have the avenue Q soundtrack, so anyone wanting such classic hits from that show (such as 'It sucks to be me' and 'everyone's a little bit racist') gimme a shout :)
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Okay, my first post on the Square-Haven Forums of DEATH. *insert flowery prose and distinguished overly verbose speech regaling the virtues of Square Haven, yadda-yadda*

I'm Simon. 188 cm or 6 ft. 3 in to you people still using the ancient metric system. I have size 12 feet and they smell. Both my hair and eye color are brown. My skin progresses from beige or pale while to yellow and then finally tanned.

I'm a student (studying overrated Med), I function as a slave monkey for a restaurant at my uni, and I work for the Eminence Symphony Orchestra as a slave driver of slave monkeys.
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Monkeys and slaves...sounds delicious.
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This can be solved with fire.
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so i take it no one here has freakishly large feet like me?
DAMNIT! >.<

i like fire ^.^"
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Steve, Slaves > Monkeys, but only because the monkeys sling their crap at you. That and they are ugly. :P

And, no, nataru, we don't have freakishly large feet like you. You are one of a kind. Be proud of that fact.

And fire is good. Fire is the solver of life's every little ills. Hence, this problem can be solved with fire!
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Now what's that saying about large feet? Large feet, large...... shooooes. Yeahhh, I think that's right.

I am kind of normal. Notice I say kind of. I'm 5'4", at 180 pounds. If I carried my weight differently, you could very well call me fat, thankfully though I carry it well and have a lot of muscle. I can almost beat a guy at arm wrestling now. My hair is down to the bottom of my shoulder blades, curly, and one shade between being blonde and an undescribable color. Blue eyes. I am a hippie. A dirty, stinky, bare-feet-are-the-most-delicious-feeling-in-the-world hippie. I am prone to crying jags - I just got done with the school year, meaning I ended 18 credit hour school and 55-hour jobs (I had four) to now winding down to my summer 40-hour-a-week job (down to one) and two summer school courses. I cry a lot.
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So the "Viajera" nickname is just a reference to Via-hair-a, amirite?
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Hair color: Silky black
Skin color: Silky white
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 110 lbs
Shoe size: 7 (US)
Blood pressure: 110/70
B-W-H: 31-22-32
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Man type: HAWT
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5'1"?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I could put my chin on his head with LITTLE TO NO EFFORT!
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LEAVE SHORT PEOPLE ALONE!
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Youre a girl, you dont count
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ummmm

5'10"ish
150 lbs
german heritage
a nice hue to my skin
a nice head of blondish brownish hair
plenty of teeth
blue eyes
an underactive adrenal gland
a scar on my left temple

something like this?

Last edited by kain on May 30, 2006

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Rahul, you fool. But when I become a hobo as I one day dream, I suppose that will apply consider I'll no longer shave my arm pits. Ah, freedome.
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Mm. Unshaven armpits. I approve.
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ahhh silky armpit hair blowing gently in the wind.

you would fit right in if you go to france
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I could braid it up and use it in times of danger, such as when I need to swing across a river and I shall leave it to my trusty armpit hair.
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You know you live in Bend when every girl you meet shaves less than you,. or sumthin' like that. Hippies. Everywhere. But dey coo'. Super-good revalation I had, living in Bend, moving to Cali then moving back; Half the girls in this town know me, and they all agree I have the craziest taste in music. Seriously, walk down the street, get called at "Hey! REMY! YOU'SE A CRAZY TASTE IN MUSIC!" I have six friends who've told me they deal with this all the time. but I am still a zero, so do not think i braggin' not that i care!
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I think I shall conform to this cesspot of conformity.

Height: 5'11
Weight: 192lbs
Hair: Wavy-like black
Skin: Tanned yellow
Look: Standard Asian Template
Body Type: Ectomorph
Penis size: You really do not want to know that do you?
Features: Nothing Interesting

I sit around on my arse and play videogames all the time. Cool eh?
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Quale said:
Penis size: You really do not want to know that do you?

Go ahead boost my ego. :lol:
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