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Viajera said:
I can give fruit scented enema's to an asshole; an even better version of liquid crack because it smells like oranges.

That's an image I didn't need.
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Much like attempting to extract a jar of shrimp cocktail sauce from a 60-year-old man's anus and accidentally unscrewing it in the process only to splatter on everything on its warm, chunky sauciness?
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Viajera said:
Much like attempting to extract a jar of shrimp cocktail sauce from a 60-year-old man's anus and accidentally unscrewing it in the process only to splatter on everything on its warm, chunky sauciness?

Also, an image I didn't want now or even a couple years ago when I first heard about this.
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I shiver to think of the things you two ladies discuss when in private. :(
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Our hot sex life together and how to spice it up with the state's largest porno shop just a mere mile away from Rachel's house. :D
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But I thought that was just supposed to be our little secret ;)
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That's nothing new, I've known about you guys for at least 2 years
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Viajera said:
Our hot sex life together and how to spice it up with the state's largest porno shop just a mere mile away from Rachel's house. :D

i want in! :D
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Are you a (posedly) hot female without the poking needles of cactus? Even if you are, too bad.

And that's a lie, Rahul - this just became a secret last week :P
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awww.. you dont know what your missing out on..
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Cactus sex? Yes, I'm aware, but my theory is that you should try everything at least once, not twice ;)
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Viajera said:
And that's a lie, Rahul - this just became a secret last week :P

Exactly. Before then, it wasn't a secret!
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But that's not the point. The point is that now it's a secret, you're supposed to follow the "hush-hush" rule to avoid those embarassed silences once the person figures out that someone knows what you do not want them to know.

.............. embarassed silence...............

hehe
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the answers can be found in the yellow pages
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For a good time, call 1-800-VIAJERA.

(disclaimer: loss of all respect, dignity and genital hair is to be expected after servicing)
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Viajera said:
For a good time, call 1-800-VIAJERA.

Sad thing is, I wrote...err...saw that in a bathroom stall!
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Viajera said:
Cactus sex? Yes, I'm aware, but my theory is that you should try everything at least once, not twice ;)

so il see you soon? :D
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If I did, that would make three. It was on the second time that I came up with this wonderful theory.
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I've got a theory...it could be bunnies.
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I don't know which is scarier, Rahul, that pick, or you current music-list.
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amazing... this is always how I pictured you!!
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Rahul said:
http://static.flickr.com/84/253924853_073daf94f9.jpg?v=0

Hey! Better looking than last time I saw you!
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