Viajera said:
I can give fruit scented enema's to an asshole; an even better version of liquid crack because it smells like oranges.

That's an image I didn't need.

Much like attempting to extract a jar of shrimp cocktail sauce from a 60-year-old man's anus and accidentally unscrewing it in the process only to splatter on everything on its warm, chunky sauciness?

Viajera said:
Much like attempting to extract a jar of shrimp cocktail sauce from a 60-year-old man's anus and accidentally unscrewing it in the process only to splatter on everything on its warm, chunky sauciness?

Also, an image I didn't want now or even a couple years ago when I first heard about this.

I shiver to think of the things you two ladies discuss when in private. :(

Our hot sex life together and how to spice it up with the state's largest porno shop just a mere mile away from Rachel's house. :D

But I thought that was just supposed to be our little secret ;)

That's nothing new, I've known about you guys for at least 2 years

Viajera said:
Our hot sex life together and how to spice it up with the state's largest porno shop just a mere mile away from Rachel's house. :D

i want in! :D

Are you a (posedly) hot female without the poking needles of cactus? Even if you are, too bad.

And that's a lie, Rahul - this just became a secret last week :P

awww.. you dont know what your missing out on..

Cactus sex? Yes, I'm aware, but my theory is that you should try everything at least once, not twice ;)

Viajera said:
And that's a lie, Rahul - this just became a secret last week :P

Exactly. Before then, it wasn't a secret!

But that's not the point. The point is that now it's a secret, you're supposed to follow the "hush-hush" rule to avoid those embarassed silences once the person figures out that someone knows what you do not want them to know.

.............. embarassed silence...............

hehe

the answers can be found in the yellow pages

For a good time, call 1-800-VIAJERA.

(disclaimer: loss of all respect, dignity and genital hair is to be expected after servicing)

Viajera said:
For a good time, call 1-800-VIAJERA.

Sad thing is, I wrote...err...saw that in a bathroom stall!

Viajera said:
Cactus sex? Yes, I'm aware, but my theory is that you should try everything at least once, not twice ;)

so il see you soon? :D

If I did, that would make three. It was on the second time that I came up with this wonderful theory.

I've got a theory...it could be bunnies.

I don't know which is scarier, Rahul, that pick, or you current music-list.

amazing... this is always how I pictured you!!

Rahul said:
http://static.flickr.com/84/253924853_073daf94f9.jpg?v=0

Hey! Better looking than last time I saw you!