I mourn the death of the comments area of the main site. Never had I seen such 'worthy' news raped and tortured with such incessant rambling. I think we should all remember it not as the beat-up crack whore it has become but as the enjoyable place to insert snide comments and random takes on the 'current' news, . It was a place of freedom, where one could let fly whatever pretensed intellectual crap one wished. May it now be free from the undeserving suffer it has endured and enjoy its place in internet heaven.

This here ends my eugooligy.