aww how CUTE!

Just remember;
When you are feeling stressed, go help support a country that feels consuming and spending more will help with the absurd defecit! And if you start to stress, worrying about the fatal flaw in that, you can go buy stuff. And when you see all the smiling folk, bright lights and inane holiday songs and receive a stress induced anxiety from the pressure of having to be happy and sentimental, you can drink special eggnog! Just realize that booze is a downer and you will most likely spiral deeper and deeper into depression, until it hits you that YES THIS IS THE TIME WHEN SUICIDES JUMP(HA!) ENORMOUSLY. And just imagine Santa knowing that all the cheer to children means nothing when at 22 they have lost all that previous joy in life to compromising joy for a job and a frugal lifestyle(just to die rich!). Just imagine Santa with a revolver sitting across from him ontop a table. The start bleakness glassing his eyes. His daughter, Jingle, a slut at 13 running off with a dope-slinging, scrawner pimply-faced elf because she never knew the touch of her daddy who was always too busy bringing joy to other children and not her. Imagine the look the former Mrs. Claus has on her face when she finds his body when she comes in with her new girlfriend to discuss the custody of the reigndeer.
MERRY KWANZA BITCHES AND HAPPY HANNAKA(WITH ALL IT'S FIFTEEN SPELLINGS) AND DON'T FORGET~ HAVE FUN, AND BE SAFE WIT' IT! JUST KIDDING: FUCK SHIT UP!!!