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that really doesent seem that bad..
sure it kinda stupid but its not like the complication doesent already suck.. i really dont think gackt can make it worse.
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I loved Final Fantasy VII, because it made me think. Orson Welles stated that a movie can't convey everything, because then the viewer will be unable to contribute anything of his/her own. I felt that FFVII demanded my imagination, my rumination, my time. It was good. I wouldn't have asked for anything past a remake, regardless of the feasibility of that avenue.

The problem, I think, with Compilation is that it's now being treated as a franchise. Final Fantasy VII is not a franchise. Final Fantasy is. Final Fantasy VII is rapidly turning into some bastard, in-bred cousin of Pokemon in this regard. Buy Pokemon Red, you still need to get Blue to catch them all. Buy Dirge of Cerberus, you need to catch them all again, only this time "them all" refers to the G reports. Then, you see a short little blurb with promises to come. That's not plot enrichment, that's a fucking teaser. The tease-ee is Crisis Core (hence my comparison to Pokemon). The theory seems to be that playing FFVII will make you want to know what the hell happens next, because the ending is so ambiguous. So then you see the movie, which is nothing but action scenes and about fifteen minutes of actual plot. Maybe the English dub is more comprehensible; I've only seen a Japanese subtitled. By now, Demographic Iteration #1457368 is feeling rather pissed off and unfulfilled. But wait! There's ANOTHER game that picks up AFTER Advent Children! Maybe that'll answer some questions! And then the teaser. Leading to Crisis Core, which answers the unasked question of what happened BEFORE FFVII to a character with little significance to the plot past validating Cloud. But apparently he had tons of significance to the plot, according the another game that apparently had tons of significance to the plot, neither of which were even ALLUDED to in FFVII.

But, whatever. I'll probably play through it like an idiot because of my sentimentality. It's like drinking shots; they're gambling to see how far they can go before the gamer community can't take it anymore.
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Boooo!
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They're just trying to tell a story about some Fantasy that's Final. That's all it is. They should have turned it into an anime to tell the story. I don't think the franchise is all that bad. I find it interesting that you play with different characters to tell their story.
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"Some Fantasy that's Final", huh. That's deep.
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very profound, but my god Demosthenes is like a fucking dictionary of profound and contradictory statements.
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Demosthenes has something we like to call "verbal diarrhea". It's definitely worth having in the face of being illiterate and/or an analphabete like most buttmunches here, but on the other hand, I'm not sure I've read anything of his without falling asleep after the thirteenth paragraph.
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Booooo!!
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Mmm. Does that mean ToU is fair game from the 14th paragraph on?
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at least Demosthenes' affliction is better than Rahul's "facial diarrhea".
It's so much more of a contribution to this community to have a valid, comprehendable point than it is to be an irrelevant, sticky-fingered child like many are around here.
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Thank you for the support!

This is completely random, but that's fine by me. It is also no new news, nor great insight. Also fine. The most humanitarian thing that Jack Thompson could do would be to play Manhunt, admit that his predilections towards psychosis remain at their constant high, no greater no lesser, and that he was wrong. Then, be afflicted with a stroke to render him speechless for the rest of his days and have his license to practice law revoked, all in the interest of paying off his karma deficit.

/endfrivoloty
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Facial diarrhea? Fuck you, Matt! At least I don't look like a monkey!
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Word.
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yeah, i'm just asking demosthenes to just tune it down a bit. Some people can't comprehend the extraordinary large words.

I not being one of them.
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I'll not demean myself for the sake of others who could just as easily figure it out. If people are too lazy to not comprehend, then they don't deserve to know what's going on.
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That would be me then.
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cmon, have some compasion for the common man.
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Yea compassion mate! Compassion!
Demosthenes can write wateva he wants, but maybe his got too much spare time on his hands. I never read anything he says. oh, and Nomura Rocks.
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ok the first step to self pride is: ?????????????
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meh, gotta milk the cow while it's still on board right? OK That made no sense, I meant that SE is just trying to do what they can before they make that one game that'll end SE hahaha. I love Se and everything, but enoughs enough. As far a DOC goes, let them, it's not like we have to but the damn retarded game. It's SE that's killing themselves, and besides when you got an advantage to make money, why not? I mean if I had the oppotunity to make some extra profit, why not?
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Er... what? SE aren't killing themselves. They're making more cash than ever. The problem is that they're dirty sell-outs who'd include their mom in the game if it meant more sales.
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Whores, in other words.
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Yeah, I guess you are right Rahul, but I mean, that's okay in the business world that is. But what I meant was that SE may have cash but, Lately a lot of their games haven't felt very satisfying. I mean they sell, but once I complete them, I'm like, "Meh, now what?" Is it me, or has it been like that since FFX? I dunno, maybe it's just that SE is changing too fast for me. hahahaha I'm too old school perhaps. OR maybe I'm referring to the strange direction the FFs have taken. The last satisfying FF I played was FFX, X-2 was just weird, and FFXI was so-so. I hope FFXII can make up for it. Actually it's been so long since I checked on that game is it getting good ratings?
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Well, there's been a lot of change inside the company since FFX. So it's not surprising that we feel that change in their games as they go through that period of mixing around their development teams and processes. I think it'll stabilise soon enough and I think that games like Kingdom Hearts II and Final Fantasy XII took so long partially because they didn't want to let them out the door until they'd figured themselves out as well as the game.
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Clearly they're still figuring things out...but it's getting better. I wonder what Taito's doing???
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supposedly mario hoops is pretty fucking great.
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Fuck whoever curses the name of any Final Fantasy VII spin off. Get over your faliure to suspend reality asshole. It's a god damn video game, an interactive story so don't bitch about it duckroll
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Yeah duckroll. Shitty Final Fantasy VII fan splurge spinoffs are holy!
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