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Bruce Willis at his best

they also have awesome commercials from celebrities like Arnold Schwartzeneggar and Quentin Tarantino B)
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One thing I must say is that these beat the living hell out of the Paris Hilton CJ's commercial.....
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the only commercials I like are the HP commercials where they do the trick with the white picture frames... if you knwo what I am talking about... and those ones for some... phone company I think with the kill bill music in the background while people do incredibly stupid things
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my favorite commercial was the "Inconsiderate Cell Phone Man" Ad they ran at Regal cinemas...they replaced it with a stupid cingular commercial that's not even half as good though....the bastards...
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I like the England vs. New Zealand rugby teams playing bulldog personally.
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HOO HA TWO TIMES TUESDAY!!!
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One of my favourites is this commercial with this man and a woman in a rowboat. The boat springs a leak and the man starts looking for something to stop it, while the woman calmly goes through her purse, pulls out a tampon and plugs the leak. The man just has a puzzled/horrified look on his face.

They don't show this commercial anymore.
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I remember seeing that commercial :)
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my friend put this site up on his blog. it's pretty funny :)
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Rachel said:
One of my favourites is this commercial with this man and a woman in a rowboat. The boat springs a leak and the man starts looking for something to stop it, while the woman calmly goes through her purse, pulls out a tampon and plugs the leak. The man just has a puzzled/horrified look on his face.

They don't show this commercial anymore.




they still show it! I always wonder... why she brings an entire box of tampax pearls on the freaking canoe with her.... or rowboat or whatever... what are her plans? to change her tampon every five minutes of the one hour boat ride right there in front of the guy???
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Or to dump the box in and dry up the lake to find her last Cheese Doodle.
Hey, the five-second rule still applies here!
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they could always pursue bad taste and show how Moses *really* parted the Red Sea.
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And the Lord God revealed unto Moses "See? I told ya she was good for sumthin."
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"The lord shall giveth and taketh away. He shall taketh the pussy, and she shall giveth the herpes"


We are SO going to hell for this :rolleyes:
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From experience, I'll tell you this: don't drink after your friends unless you know where they've been. Stupid herpes...

I finally saw the rowboat commercial. I think they modified it though, because now the guy just says "I guess we'll make it back then," without even looking into the boat.
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Yeah, they modified it.... Stupid Wankers.
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I personally think they should have filled the lake with cherry Kool-Aid.

I think one of my favorite commercials was one that advertised a car suited for 'the individual' because 'we care.' It showed everyone going throughout traffic, trotting as if to be their own car. It even showed what was supposed to a school bus driver with a bus full quiet, trotting, obedient children.

The second was an e-bay commercial. Something about people caring; I remember a woman picking up a piece of litter and throwing it in the trash can.
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I like those Walgreen's commercials....I want to live in Perfect.
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i liked those sylvan learning center commercials....when i close my eyes i envision teachers beating kids until they learn things, yelling at them and shit while the narrator guy says some stuff about "caring teachers who just love teaching, giving individual attention to each student".....i want the audio from that commercial...then i'll animate something like that :)
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It's nice to see some of the subtext in those commercials. Like the one with the girl who is bad at math who has the black Sylvan tutor. The one that is clearly trying to seduce her sweet white underaged ass.
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That just makes me think of Cruel Intentions with the piano teacher. Yes, I really did witness the movie. But at least she was really flexible!
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The worst part of that rowboat commerical is how the guy doesn't seem to have any real semblance of how odd it is (i.e. a look on his face like "HuuuuH?"). He just turns around and goes, "Oh, we're good!", as if he was searching the boat in vain for a tampon and she happened to come prepared...
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So you don't always have a tampon on hand? :huh:
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Viajera said:
So you don't always have a tampon on hand?  :huh:



No. I keep it in the glove compartment, silly.
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Well, that's one name you could give it. -_-
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Moving on. I personally like the rubber band man commercials; the ones with the afro-laden supply man giving out various office materials to people.
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it's all about the new ask jeeves commercial.
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Every time I turn on the T.V. the radio... It's a booty, a necklace...
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pirate booty?
baby booties?

what're we talking about here?
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Wot do you think? Buy, sex, crap you don't need. I try to live as much an aesthetic life as possible. Jes' me, tho.
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