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This upcoming Nintendo DS game is set to be pervert's dream come true! Gamers get to play as Akuji, a high-school student commanded by the seraph Lulu to locate witches in his school. Evidently, only an individual brimming with violently raging hormones could be up for the task, as it involves searching the bodies of underaged girls to find so-called "witch" marks. Indeed, males of all ages will be drawn in by the ability to search female bodies with the stylus. From the looks of things, the game is also complete with the usual quirks that Japanese culture aficionados will recognize: underaged girls with massive mammaries, overly dramaticized breast physics, and exaggerated character designs which help assert the illusion of pedophilia. And all this in the pretense of a video game! Wow!
Also of noteworthy hilarity is the fact that the game is "the game is the best selling pre-order game" on Amazon (or so claims Wikipedia).
If by some miracle the game gets localized, I'm buying. |