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Skirts have pockets?
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Some do, some don't.
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I like the ones that dont, and that are really short. but that was just another one of those socially scripted responses that forces girls with lower esteem to dress in what we want them to, so that they will feel more socially accepted.
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Screw society; I wear pants. But that was also a socially scripted response by one who's learned to reject the norm. Examples of norm:
1) Man pays for his and date's dinner
2) When low on money, expected to take a loan or charge something instead of to work more (assuming there's time, which there usually is, at no one's expense)
3) Expecting to adhere to loving glittery objects and any new item for short-term satisfaction because of your gender (I should hope you're thinking female)
4) Stigma that a woman is to be dainty and tend the garden as the man mows and weed-eats.


I refute you, society for your attempt to instill absolute dependency. I mow the lawn around these parts!
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Society's gender roles are rather outdated, since we now live in a time where Psychology recognises 5+ genders

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Unless you've read Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughter-House Five" in which the Tramalfadorians recognize no less than seven genders. :P
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Yes, I have, however, the Tramalfadorians are fake....
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5) All women are lesbians.
6) All women will have their first lesbian experience at the age of 23 or sooner.

Nearly there, Viajera!
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7) All women are expected to swoon over guys with a lot of muscles who wear designer clothing and gel thier hair.

i like that one, cause i hurt people who dress in Abecrombie and Old Navy. It makes me feel better about myself.
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8) The way to a man's heart,and actually most women, is seriously through the stomach (I'm implying a rum cake, not a knife).

9) For women, a period is merely an excuse to act the way they want to.
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funny, so it really wasn't a valid excuse that my girlfriend used as a reason she was standing on the roof with an automatic rifle yelling 'GET IN THE HOUSE!' and later trying to ram said rifle up my ass?
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I think that the way to a man's heart might be a little lower on the body than the stomach. . .
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No, I've tried clipping men's toe nails, and it just doesn't work.

As for the rifle - maybe it's because she didn't want to share you with the rest of the world just because you're such an absolute delight to have around. :)
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I think the rifle event was either of the two:
1) she thought there was a different way to your heart
2) she wanted to make a point about the fact that you're an asshole
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i don't want to talk about it.
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You just did, and twice for that matter, so let's keep going! If it's any consolation, my brother feel off our roof yesterday and smashed his friend's thumb in the process (he nearly lost his thumb, it was so mangled). I knew it was hard to get things through Jon's head, but I may just have found the easiest way.
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violence really does help drive points home...
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And in a round about way, it did get our gutters cleaned. But that's only by his ripping them off on the way down and having to get new gutters.
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but the point is: you did not have to clean them.
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AND HE WINS FOR 10,000 PUJOLS!
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But with the rate of exchange, and inflation, that's only like $1.72
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Viajera said:
8) The way to a man's heart,and actually most women, is seriously through the stomach (I'm implying a rum cake, not a knife).

9) For women, a period is merely an excuse to act the way they want to.




ehh.. you could say that alcohol is merely an excuse for a guy OR girl to act the way they want...
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Yeah, but my mom doesn't drink much alcohol, so my family needs to attribute her teethed vengeances as PMS.
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The worst thing to see is a drunk woman who is also on her period. All of a sudden its MY fault that I make her life a living hell. <_<
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You should have known better than to be born as a representation of the male gender. ;)
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Two words;
Sleater-Kinney
Or the written works of Crass
Anyone see Not Another Teen Movie. Goddamnit, *I* used to walk around high school listening to Bikini Kill.
Julie Ruin is a feminist-genius who stole my heart at 18(musical genius as well)
Women's rights are foremost in my mind as much as racism, y'know? And combining the two in this age... well anyway I guess I ain't that xcore when all I've had to do with it is through music.
*exhausted*
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The rate of exchange from Illonois is racially equivalent to a drunk woman at 'that time of the month' handing you a $1.72? wait a second....


Nope. I'm completely confused. Thanks a lot.
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That's what you get for trying to think.
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Seriously.
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