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I was in my "Skateboarding Stage", and amidst the yellowish, purple bruises on my legs from failed pop-shoveit attempts, I developed a welt a little to the left of my right temple. "How did you do that, Steve?" Well! I'll tell you... I found a wrench, and decided "Oh man, it would be so totally, like, fucking gnarly if I could like, totally launch this shit." I put it on the tail end of my skateboard, snapped the end down, and cracked myself in the face with it. Blood began to pour down my face, and laughter exploded from my mouth. I've probably told this story, but it deserves to be told again. A testament to my endless retardation.

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well, this ranks pretty high among the recent shit (haha, i know, im poting this AGAIN, who cares)
the following is 100 percent literal




and this is how the forehead ended up (almost busted my lip too, but its not noticeable by now)



and no, not on purpose :( , ended up walking around the zoo (cause this happened on a class trip) with a turban all freakin day
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One time on Halloween I went on the roof to observe all the ridiculous costumes and throw candy at people. I leaned over too far and fell off my roof. when I recovered several minutes later, I realized I'd left a bowl of candy on the roof, and when I went to go get the bowl the ladder fell, forcing me to take the plunge and jump off my house....
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hrm...stupidest shit ive ever done... tried to steal from wal-mart, got grounded for 5 months from anything of entertainment value, not allowed in any wal-mart ever again (even though i still go, they dont ever seem to notice) 200 hours of community service (most boring time of my life) and 5 terms of teen court

yah, pretty stupid huh
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The stupidest thing I've ever done is when I was 5, I got into my step-dad's truck and put it into netural. I'm just glad I hit that fire hydrant before I rolled onto the loop(the busiest street in city) :lol: .
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Stupidest shit I've ever done....let's see, that ones not too hard. When I was in seventh grade, I had a friend who was thinking about getting into FF, so, in my naivette, I let him borrow FF7 disc one...I think you can all imagine what came after that...Luckily, my friend let me borrow his disc one till I finished it...
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