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Van Wilder


Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.

Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

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Jay: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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"No one would ever guess that every high schooler in this movie is a professional dancer."
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"

"Hit it."
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"I can't believe it, our last day at Initech and they had to escort us out like we stole something."

"I stole something."

"Yea, I guess we all did."

"No, I stole something else."

"What did you steal?"

"Call it a going away present."
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"Excuse me, I think you you have my stapler."
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Not from a movie:


"Everybody hug someone different than you. Old people hug a young person. Straight people, hug someone you think might be gay. White people hug a black person... OK, there aren't a lot of black people, so we're going to have to share the black people."
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since rachel get's to cheat, i'm going to give one that i said:

"I'm a wanker."
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I get to cheat because I'm an admin.

"Why, it's the kind of thing that could change our lives forever!"
"Oh wow!"
"Admittedly, not by much..."
"Oh...."
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"Do you know wot nemisis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manisfested by an appropriate agent. Personfied, in this case, by an audible cunt. ME."
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i fucking hate you.

that's it. i remember why i left. this place can't take a fucking joke. that, and you fucking fucks fucked my fucking fuck off to fuck your fucking mom. and just for good measure. fuck the mod who finds this first.

the fucking fuck.

but meth and viajara, you're cool. laterz you two.
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'What a dickhead'

First line in 'Beneath Clouds'
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:( "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family"

Aren't we???????
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barney sucks, but you don't. like i said, you're cool viajera.
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"Shall We Dance," dear Dortz?

(bad quote, but good suggestion. I know a good mamba :) )
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'Papa loves mambo!'
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Closer:

Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this," "I can give into this," or "I can resist it," and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.

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Alice: I don't love you anymore.
Dan: Look...I'm sorry...
Alice: No, I've changed the subject. I don't love you anymore.
Dan: Since when?
Alice: Now...just now. I don't want to lie and I can't tell the truth so it's over.
Dan: Alice...don't leave me.
Alice: I've left...I've gone. 'I don't love you anymore. Good-bye.'

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Love, Actually:

Karen: Tell me, what would you do in my position?
Harry: What position is that?
Karen: Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...
Harry: Oh, Karen...
Karen: Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?
Harry: Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.
Karen: Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.

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I just discovered that I'm quite the pessimist. :mellow:
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"Fucking rich people..."

(From Hostage)
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(closer... oh god how i hated that movie)

"No one puts Baby in a corner" -dirty dancing ooohhhh yeaaaahhhhhhh
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"For even in death, have we poets immortal life."
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"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

~Fear and loathing in las vegas

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Yuna1881 said:
(closer... oh god how i hated that movie)



You didn't like Closer? What? Are you five years old and couldn't get past the dirty words Mommy told you to never say? You have bad taste in movies. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 gil.

(defensive re: Closer)
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:o










.....respect your elders.


It may have/have not been good in anyone's opinion, but it's probably a wise idea to instead say 'I can't believe you thought it sucked' instead of 'Your preferences suck for not liking what I do.'

Because frankly, everyone here is very good at making people cry.
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marcoxnoto said:
You didn't like Closer? What? Are you five years old and couldn't get past the dirty words Mommy told you to never say? You have bad taste in movies. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 gil.

(defensive re: Closer)




no, I just usually enjoy movies that actually have a plot... and yeah, you need to respect your elders...
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WONKA: But don't worry, they only light the furnace on Tuesday's.
MIKE TV: But it is Tuesday!
WONKA: .... well, maybe they decided not to light it today. Haha.

If you've seen the new one, you have to love it just because of Johnny Depp's expression of utter annoyance that Mike just deprived him from having Veruka flame torched.
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Charlotte: So, what are you doing here?
Bob: Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.
Charlotte: Oh.
Bob: But the good news is, the whiskey works
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'two million dollars... that's a lifetimes supply of.. hummus!' -John Lovits Rat Race
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"Bring out your deaaaaad!"

"Excuse me, I'm not dead yet!"

"You will be soon enough."

"But I'm not dead. I'm happy!"
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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"Say HELLO to my LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
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