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What would happen if Master Chief hooked up with Samus from Metroid? I bet that would be the world's most badass wedding reception. Although I have a feeling that their child would either save us from some huge alien and/or preditor invasion or bring on the end of the known universe.
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“THAT IS THE MOST ASININE, FREDICULOUS, VAPID PIECE OF INANE GARBAGE ANYONE HAS EVER SAID IN THE HISTORY OF COMMUNICATION.”
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Sephiroth said:
What would happen if Master Chief hooked up with Samus from Metroid?



This: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=128
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I always thought there would be more bullet wounds involved.
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Rahul said:
“THAT IS THE MOST ASININE, FREDICULOUS, VAPID PIECE OF INANE GARBAGE ANYONE HAS EVER SAID IN THE HISTORY OF COMMUNICATION.”




I second this, and I've said some pretty... asinine or whatever... shit myself in my day... yeah... the comic is funny though.
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Well if it used the Samus from Metroid Fusion, you would end up with some crazy part-metroid/cyborg human. That would be pretty badass. . .
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John117 isn't a cyborg, he's just a physically-enhanced human, who has ONE HELL OF A POWER ARMOR SUIT...

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If you would take this question seriously, which in all is pretty hard, the most that will happen will be a genetically modified, chozo infused kid, as you have to remember that what you are wearing doesn't change the appearance of your child. It would be funny if it did though, imagine giving birth to a heavily armoured baby or a baby covered in bling.
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Quale said:
It would be funny if it did though, imagine giving birth to a heavily armoured baby or a baby covered in bling.


You forgot about the machine guns that the baby will shoot the doctor with while under the influence of the killer instinct that he or she will have due to his/her badass geneology. (deep breath)......That's a long sentance.
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well if the things they were wearing had an effect, that would be one heavy ass baby, master chief wearing a 5ton suit of armour, i dont know how heavy Samus's armour is

i would feel sorry for samus having to give birth to something like that
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Shut up, this topic sucks.
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Really.
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Use coherence when creating threads. To paraphrase Yuna quoting Rahul quoting Matt, stfu...please.
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Spoon!
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