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He was stealing panties and needed a bullshit way to get into the girls' dorms.

And screw monogamy! Twice the cock is twice the fun! No one will tell.
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I put on a dress... It's true, I used to attend the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" screenings where they have people act out the movie at teh same time on stage, and the crowd howls, laughs, and cajoles them all the while...

So, after getting bored of my routine black clothes, black nails, lipstick, and eye shadow, I decided to try on one of my sister's dresses, much to the amusement of Terasa, my sister, and one of my friends who was there... alas, my sister (being a few years younger, and of slightly slimmer build at the time (I was really fucking skinny), I couldn't zip the dress up in the back all the way... So alas, that plan was scrapped and I went with my basic outfit...

Somewhere, someone has a picture of me in that dress.... (it was black and purple, one of my sister's prom dresses or something (she went to 4 proms, as her boyfriend was 3-4 years older than her at the time)...)

Yup... good times... :lol:
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First you wear dresses, and then...

Methusalen said:
Terasa, my sister


:o :o the truth is out, Meth!
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har har... My sister's name is Annale, I didn't believe that I needed to name her, for it truly didn't matter to the story...

You're a sick, sick bastard Rahul.... :blink:
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it's true, he is...

but, my story:

ok, my senior year, during the time where i had (alas ye poor poor crazies) left SHMFoD to pursue a life of not flunking out of highschool, i had a girlfriend who went to a nearby 'all girls' school. near the end of the school year, my friends and i decide to ditch school for a day and visit my girlfriends. us three (the guys) all got uniforms from friends who also went to the all girls school, shaved our legs and arms, got wigs, the whole nine yards. and there are pictures of us ready to go. they have been burned. but we did get away with it until the librarian caught my GF and I in the back stacks. She got jug for two weeks, and i almost wasn't allowed to walk for my graduation.
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My cross-dressing friend wore my friend's cheer leading skirt, and I think she may have wanted to burn it afterwards. It was great, though; we went to our state's most favored porn store (which luckily is only a mere few minutes from where we live) and got pictures outside the door with him posing for the camera. I never have been able to shrink my shirt back to its normal size...
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Methusalen said:
My sister's name is Annale,

That just makes it worse!

Dortz said:
a nearby 'all girls' school

Viajera: lesbians!

visit my girlfriends

You had several?

and there are pictures of us ready to go.  they have been burned.

So then there aren't any pictures, you contradicted yourself.

but we did get away with it until the librarian caught my GF and I in the back stacks.  She got jug for two weeks, and i almost wasn't allowed to walk for my graduation.

Yay American high schools!
What's "jug"?
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i'm not gonna quote you line for line, but i think you would be just as fine with a numerical list:

1. yes rahul, there was a lot of that going around.

2. there's a problem with juggling multiple ones? but really, i think i lost an apostraphe there.

3. slip of the fingers, and my brain doesn't work properly.

4. jug = 'Justice Under God' slang used for a detention. so common at my school, that even the teachers used it.
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Awesome! Yay america for using "God" as part of a standard high school phrase!
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well, the two schools, (mine, and my old girlfriend's) were both catholic, so yeah, prayers, pledge, and announcements every day...
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With the way I've heard 'jugs' termed, I thought you were saying that she had to have bigger placebo boobs for two weeks as punishment.

...hey, big boobs tend to hurt backs.

And yes, it can be the back of who they're smacked on.






And this is a place meant only for the Catholic school girl? Look, Rachel, it's your favorite people! :rolleyes:
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Just because I come from a Catholic family does not necessarily mean I associate with Catholics or their schoolgirl offspring.
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sound vicious about it. ddr freak, simpsons fanatic, AND she hates catholics. pretty soon i'm going to feel obligated to hold the door for you.
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Well if I ever need a door carried far far away from me, I'll let you hold it.
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isn't she awesome, dortz?
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yes. yes she is... i really am getting parinoid about my replies dissappearing...
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That's it. Now someone's getting poked...
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*Pokes Viajera*


:lol: MWAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:
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*pulls out the Dandelion of Doom*

... and it has begun....
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ACK!

As fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!!!!!

*RUNS LIKE ONLY A CHOCOBO CAN*
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tosses some greens to keep meth busy while he defeats the monsters around him and he can escape the poking on meth
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AH! My one weekness... greens... *gorges on Gyyshal Greens (or however it's spelled)*
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RIDE NOW RESIDENT CHOCOBO!
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Not if I pull the ring from my grenade, your personal green Kryptonite, of SPINACH!



Oh, the horror! :o
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not if i have popeye-like powers!
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:mellow: Dude.... I've just been thwarted. Aren't there rules about thwarting me with my own vegetables?

*throws cake at Dortz' head* :lol:
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... There are so many things I could say right now. But no, I'm going to keep my mouth shut... She'll hurt me otherwise.
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*The Power of Stupidity Compels You*

Say something!

One of Us! One of Us!
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1. Rahul, don't be mackin' on my woman, FOO!

2. I'm not going to share Vanessa with anyone, SHE's MINE, YOU HEAR, MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*prepares for smacking*
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Awww, how cute; he still thinks I'm property.

Thankfully, I still own the power of pain to remind him of the truth (I have very strong teeth). :D *this smiley's good, but it should be a little more evil*
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