March 28, 2008, Square Haven has ceased updates indefinitely. What you see below is an archived version.

Presenting: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!!

  • Published at 00:00:00 PT
  • Reported by Matt Berti
  • Read 20,095 times
  • Karma:  55 
  • Share: link to this page e-mail this page Digg it! Facebook
Yes, we have submitted our wills to all one of you who have demanded a message forum. So we've complied as so: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!!

Submit a trackback link

Forums / News / Presenting: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!!

staff
pixel
Join or die!
pixel
I joined, so can you! Just place your right palm (or left palm for all you weirdos) on your laser mouse (or track mouse that those of you have because you can't afford a quality clicker), and move it over the small button near the top of the page titled 'Forums'. Click click! Whoooosh!! Enter the Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death, a center community for the unfortun...for the fortunate swimsuit wearin' web surfers who accidentally come to this page searching for Pokemon. I did, and I have to tell ya, it's great! No, I'm Sirius! ;) Good job Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death team! (Or simply, the SPSHVIPMFD team).
pixel
I joined too! All you have to do, is get a small razor, and cut a Pentagram symbol into your palm. Place that palm firmly onto your monitor, and with your other hand sacrifice any of these animals: A lamb, goat, pig, or Martha Stewart. You're in! Good job!
Post a Comment
Please log in to participate in the discussion.
Topic #481 Invisible to nobody Closed to nobody

Copyright © 1998-2024 Square Haven. This material may not be published or rewritten without crediting Square Haven as the author. Terms of Use

Login here
or cancel
Forgot your password?