I joined, so can you! Just place your right palm (or left palm for all you weirdos) on your laser mouse (or track mouse that those of you have because you can't afford a quality clicker), and move it over the small button near the top of the page titled 'Forums'. Click click! Whoooosh!! Enter the Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death, a center community for the unfortun...for the fortunate swimsuit wearin' web surfers who accidentally come to this page searching for Pokemon. I did, and I have to tell ya, it's great! No, I'm Sirius! ;) Good job Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death team! (Or simply, the SPSHVIPMFD team).
I joined too! All you have to do, is get a small razor, and cut a Pentagram symbol into your palm. Place that palm firmly onto your monitor, and with your other hand sacrifice any of these animals: A lamb, goat, pig, or Martha Stewart. You're in! Good job!