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Ghost of Christmas Future taunts children with visions of PlayStation 5

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Bored with scaring elderly misers, the Ghost of Christmas Future is spending the holiday season taunting modern children with visions of Christmas 2016's hottest toy: the Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play.

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22 Dec 2002 00:15 Godemp Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	In fact, Sony and Nintendo must have merged! Pokemon frenzy got to everyone! There's a red and a blue PS5!!! Go ahead, get yourself a PS5 NOW!!!
23 Dec 2002 12:53 chicken Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	why would sony and nitendo should i be scared caued i never really cared for nitendo that much i'm more of a playstation person.
25 Dec 2002 10:20 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	that's because you're a deuschebag.
01 Jan 2003 03:18 Godemp Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	Well put.
02 Jan 2003 09:14 gravier69 Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	ahh hem watch out for the racial slate insults.
02 Jan 2003 14:54 chicken Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	u don't have to get pissed some people don't care for nitendo that much ass hole! [Who listens to someone who doesn't know what punctuation is and can't even be bothered to spell correctly? Ed.]

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