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Sell your SPs! Game Boy is for 10 year olds, says Nokia

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It seems that all 1.1 million of us who have purchased Game Boy Advance SPs recently have made a terrible, terrible mistake. According to Nokia, our Game Boys are for use specifically by "10 year olds," a detail Nintendo apparently forgot to leave out for the past 14 years of marketing the Game Boy. Nokia, however, promises to cure our socially unacceptable gaming woes with the N-Gage. Nokia, we worship and salute you.

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Yay for sarcasm! :D
vip
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wonder if games like N-GAGE TENNIS! will come out...
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Apparently "10 year olds" in Europe are mighty mature for their age...
http://www.nintendo-europe.com/gameboyadvancesp/
vip
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okay let me at 'em!! my Nokia phone broke on me and I had to get a whole new phone! so grraahhh for Nokia!! (casually forgets to mention she dropped the phone down several flights of stairs)
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and by the way *huggles her SP* they are so not for 10 yr olds... they are for 21 yr olds who act 10 years old ^_^
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Yeah, the European GBA SP marketing campaign rocks everyone's socks off. They need that kind of marketing for the Gamecube...
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sarcasm...? i was being sincere!
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gotta say this gameboys dont look cool in rural areas u pull on out where i live and everyone acts like ur a alein but i dont think nokea could do better because cell phone arent extreamly populare either
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Where the fuck are you, Lonewolf? Mars? That would explain your spelling...
Cellphones are massively popular here in Europe, so I guess they probably considered that when doing the GBA SP campaign.
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