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Hollywood blames Eidos for shitty box office weekend

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Please have my baby, AngelinaParamount execs, and indeed all denziens of Hollywood included, placed a collective blame on Eidos and the apparent shittiness of Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness. "The only thing we can attribute [poor ticket sales] to is that the gamers were not happy with the latest version of the 'Tomb Raider' video game, which is our core audience," Paramount distribution president Wayne Lewellen said. "Now I can't fucking get that new yacht."

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Dammit, Eidos! I'm not getting laid.

And it's all your fault!!!
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i blame eidos for spreading bad taste around the world too...
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Yeah...it's the exact opposite of what happened with the Final Fantasy movie.....Square blamed Square Pictures.....heh...it's probably Eidos's fault for the shitty server.......
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this is retarded, because we all know the reason behind the movies faliure is because it probably sucks ass... ass... just like angelina jolie's lips... they loook like fucking a fucking ass...
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you are obviously a heterosexual female.
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Mmmmmmm... ass...
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