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Porn star running for California Governor; America once again proven to be best country on Earth

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size FFMary Cary, adult film star and owner of gargantuan breasts, will soon be joining the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, Larry Flint, and a 100-year-old lady running for California governor. Square Haven wishes the best luck to Cary regarding her run for office.

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I officially declare that we run a Square Haven contest to determine who Paul and I will vote for.
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how about we run a poll, then whoever wins you have to vote for them.
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FUCK!! I don't have $3500 lying around...
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I think a "Holy Crap, a Second Contest? Contest" would be far more funner than a poll :P
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fun " with " slashes "

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hahahahaha. you are crazy.
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