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Matt sexier than Paul in stunning MIT revelation

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Noooo Paul :("Men with "front vowels" in their names -- sounds formed at the front of the mouth like the "a" in Matt -- were considered sexier than men with "back vowel" sounds like the "au" in Paul, she concluded." However, "The opposite held for women, who were sexier with back vowels than front ones." Shar vs Rachel, fight?

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I want tickets to that.
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I certainly didn't need an MIT study to tell you that.
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Both of you should post a picture so we can be the judge.
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There already is one of Paul, here. By the way, necrocommenting eh?
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Matt looks too awesome for you to possibly handle, so no, no pictures.
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Well he does seem to be the only one out of you three without an image...
Fear Matt's looks and bow down!
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I don't think Matt even reads these mesage boards. I think we should see his face. Matt if you are so wonderful prove it.
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These are not message boards, these are comment threads.
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eat shit blueblaze, i don't have to prove anything to you.

But just for the sake of argument, here's me at Halloween and at the great wall.
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AAAAAAHHHHHH
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ummmm.... thanks for not proving anything to me. But I doubt it's that big.
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I mean wow :::: gushing ::::: are you a porn star? you should be, you hot hunk of man you. :P
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