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"Pokémon proven to be cancerous," says cancer center

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The scientists at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center have discovered a gene which causes cancer: POK Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor--also dubbed "Pokémon". Further reports suggested that when they, "'knocked out' the Pokemon gene in mice, [a pathway] transformation was blocked and cells [did] not become cancerous." Though not unexpected, this belated evidence finally brings reason to the malignant effect of Pokémon on small children.

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...duh
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I think everyone knew it, it just wasn't proven until now.
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News to me. I thought Pokemon caused seizures.
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