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BREAKING NEWS: Kingdom Hearts voice actor reveals that he is a flaming fag

  • Published at 13:31:45 PT
  • Reported by Matt Berti
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Lance Bass has revealed to the world that he is indeed, as many expected, a flaming homosexual. The would-be astronaut and N*SYNC dance machine supplied the voice for Sephiroth in the original Kingdom Hearts. While his professional work in this bleak post-N*SYNC world has been few and far-between, Bass has revealed that he is indeed happy. "The cockthirst keeps me occupied," Bass divulged. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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god matt ur such an ass!
how is this the top story!?!?!
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This is important news to gay people everywhere, dammit.
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This isn't exactly the most important thing in the world at the moment, but whatever my sister owes me $20 now. There's 2 large pizzas out there with my name on it.
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like its such a big surprise... Lance Bass... member of Nsync... GAY?! *dies of shock*
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Here I am sitting in internet design at uni finding myself very amused by this article. Top story indeed.
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He's gay, get over it! So are many other people.
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Not everyone that's gay makes such interesting quotes though.
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Everything he says is interesting.

HE'S GAY.
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gooooood pizza
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Oh sigh.
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my sister used to have a crush on that fag and him the voice of someone in kingdom hearts(RIOT TIME)
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Yes!!


Ummmm.... where?

Ah screw it....

Sephiroth aint gay, thats for sure....

Stupid Lance Bass...

Giving Sephiroth a bad image....
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lets get that fag
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And what will you do with him once you "get" him? Have your way with him? You cumguzzling cockmaster.
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Matt is right!!

Afterwards, articles about Jesse McCartney being heart broken are going to sweep the nation, due to the fact that Lance Bass has had sexual affairs with Mrs. Swap 12 Bass!!
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fuck you gold streak im not gay
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Shut up queerbag.
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Yeah, queerbag!
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Sheesh, SquareHaven's becoming a real hollow bastion of intolerance lately. Looks like in fighting the Heartless, Lance Bass has his work cut out for him!
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INTOLERANCE??? HOW DARE YOU! I am so sick of your shit jeriaska! I won't tolerate this virtual mutiny another second.

PS, in response to your recent contributions you've been VIP'd.
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y halo thar jeriaska
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Ok, I give in!

What do you have to do to be VIP!
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Bahahaha.
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Yeah, so stop calling him Lanced Ass.


VIP'd!
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