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And the Lord blessed us thusly... with Contra

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Since we fully advocate anything Contra-related (well, aside from those PS versions that we'll refrain from mentioning), we present to you screens from the upcoming Contra: Shattered Soldiers courtesy of Gamespot.

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Obviously Contra is not a popular topic around here...

I HATE YOU ALL!
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Um, they kinda fucked up the gameplay by only having three weapons available. And what's up with that Hit Rate stuff? Let's not forget it's a totally unrealistic series...I mean, when I jump, I don't flip every single time.
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... And what is a totally realistic series?

Like that one about a hot girl in a multi-functional suit who vanquishes evil alien creatures and whose arch nemesis is a gargantuan brain?
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ah, touch
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My enemy is an gargantuan brain. He is very mean and terrorizes my neighborhood.
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What? You know me?
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Paul, you insidious bastard! You assured me that your reign of terror was at an end. You're fired!
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