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- Final Fantasy X spin-off titles confirmed
Gameforms reports that two Final Fantasy X psuedo-sequels are currently in the works. Director Yoshinori Kitase will oversee development of both "Yuna Version" and "Rikku's Lesbo-rotic Adventures," both slated for a summer release in Japan. Games Are Fun was the original source for this story but we refuse to cite a source that uses the word "booyeah," let alone twice in the same article. - Ticketless Baby Refused Entry to Game
SAPPORO, Japan - An eight-month-old Canadian baby was denied access to the Sapporo World Cup stadium for Germany's 8-0 demolition of Saudi Arabia because he did not have a ticket, a Japanese newspaper reported Sunday. Reuters|article - Thai girl fails to complete Bomberman, kills self
Ratchaburi, Thailand - Police believe that 12 year old Siriwan Khao-snoh recently took her own life as a result of frustration over failing to complete Bomberman. The child's mother on the other hand blames cartoons for driving her daughter into a mad fit of suicidal rage. GameSpot|article
- RPGFan posts extremely uninteresting interview with Enix
RPGFan recently interviewed Enix at E3 and has posted their soberingly boring interview here. Thanks, RPGFan! Link - Final Fantasy Adventure Bible in the lap of the Gods
Square is planning a three-disc DVD collecting data, information, and media of Final Fantasy I through XI. The Adventure Bible will be released in Japan on July 25 for 13,000 yen (about $104 US). Gameforms - FF XI PC this year, damages estimated
Square has confirmed that Final Fantasy XI in PC form will be released within the end of the year in Japan. Damages resulting from the history-making Final Fantasy XI release are estimated at ?100 million. The Madman's Cafe - Europeans stand together, demand ban on Xbox ad; Europe complies, bans said ad
"A controversial ad for the Microsoft X-Box... has been banned after 136 viewers complained. The ad starts with a baby boy being shot through a window by the force of his birth. He ages rapidly as he travels through the air, screaming, and finally crashes into his own grave as an old man". article|download commercial
- Link to appear in Soul Calibur 2
No, really. Full Article
- Conundrum ensues: Gamecube Final Fantasy not actually Final Fantasy?
Among comments of retaliation regarding Nintendo's negative comments regarding slack Final Fantasy XI sales, Square CEO Youichi Wada claimed that although Hiroshi Yamauchi called Square's Gamecube title Final Fantasy, the title has not been decided yet. Madman's Cafe
- Grade scores in Dance Dance Revolution now for real
Anyone who's finished a Dance Dance Revolution level has received a score and grade at the end of it. Now, those grades will be for real for some Californian students who get to play DDR instead of volleyball. Link
- Final Fantasy XI PC minimum requirements released
$300 worth of PS2 periperhals looking like the cheaper way out after all. Full Article
- Square purchases Ogre Battle developers. Like slaves.
SquareSoft has reportedly finalized a deal to purchase the development team and resources behind Quest, known for the Ogre Battle series (we think). Full Article - Presenting: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!!
Yes, we have submitted our wills to all one of you who have demanded a message forum. So we've complied as so: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!! Link - IGN offers free week of Insider... FOR YOUR SOUL!
None of us here at Square Haven are Insiders and we assume, since IGN can't possibly suck more ass, that all the good shit is Inside. insider.ign.com - Final Fantasy XII logo officially the shittiest logo of all time
Korean gaming site Ruliweb has revealed what is supposedly the new Final Fantasy XII logo, which features a horned figue and his giant erect penis engorging the letter A. Full Article
- RIAA pleads to narcs: 'squeal on fellow employees'
Those mother fuckers at the RIAA are at it again. Their latest scheme of homosexual evilness, aside from cutting Audio Galaxy from any and all usefulness whatsoever is a call to all narcs to squeal on fellow employees who trade music. Those fiends. Link - No Spaceworld this year
Spaceworld, Nintendo's annual gaming expo will unfortunately not be held this year. Instead of the Japanese event, which was a yearly showcase of first and third-party offerings for Nintendo's consoles, Nintendo has opted to set up several smaller events around Japan.
- Mmm... Monkey Balls...
Check out new screens of Super Monkey Ball 2 that we ganked from GameSpot and find out just what makes Monkey Balls so Super. Link
- Entire future of online gaming rests solely on Star Wars and The Sims
According to IGNPC and some lady, the future of online gaming rests solely on upcoming titles The Sims Online and Star Wars Galaxies. If said titles were to bomb, it would usher in a "Dark Age" of gaming where the beer is warm and Hamtaro rules the Earth.
- Final Fantasy Complete Works reissued
Originally published by DigiCube in 1997, Final Fantasy Complete Works is a two-volume set with illustrations, screenshots, and a wealth of detailed information and data about Final Fantasy I through VI. Full Article
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