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- Acclaim's latest promotional stunt to pique interest of hornball guys
To promote its upcoming tittie-fest (but with bikes!) BMX XXX, Acclaim has come up with a "contest" where any hornball guy can nominate his "girlfriend" as "Miss BMX XXX" and other hornball guys can ogle pictures of other guys' "girlfriends." The grand prize? Access to Scores strip club in New York. (No word on VIP privileges, though.) Participate in the base objectification of women at BMXXXX.com.
- Squirrel terrorizes British town
"Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play." The latest victim? A two-year-old girl bitten in the forehead. CNN.com?
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