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Porn star running for California Governor; America once again proven to be best country on Earth

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Mary Cary, adult film star and owner of gargantuan breasts, will soon be joining the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, Larry Flint, and a 100-year-old lady running for California governor. Square Haven wishes the best luck to Cary regarding her run for office.

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12 Aug 2003 15:35 joshua Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	I officially declare that we run a Square Haven contest to determine who Paul and I will vote for.
12 Aug 2003 19:54 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	how about we run a poll, then whoever wins you have to vote for them.
12 Aug 2003 20:51 staff Paul Vapid Buttmunch online \| PM \| e-mail	FUCK!! I don't have $3500 lying around...
13 Aug 2003 11:21 joshua Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	I think a "Holy Crap, a Second Contest? Contest" would be far more funner than a poll :P
13 Aug 2003 11:22 joshua Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	fun " with " slashes " :P
26 Aug 2003 11:45 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	hahahahaha. you are crazy.

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