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Barbie and Ken break up - Rachel dismayed

  • Published at 16:53:23 PT
  • Reported by Rahul Choudhury
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The couple's business manager, Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart".

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OK, I don't know which is sadder, the fact that someone reported on this, the fact it was NEWS-worthy, or... that Rahul posted it.... :) Just kidding, It's gotta be one of the first ones...
Oh, I'm not really dismayed. But, I can see why she's leaving him. Ya know, he doesnt really have the means to *ahem* 'satisfy' her 'needs'. Maybe she's looking for a man in the anatomically correct that phallic Hulk doll that was in the news last year.
OH MY GOD this is TERRIBLE! my ideals on love have been RUIENED! my faith in true companionship DESTROYED! I have lost all self worth, and will spend the next several years in denyal of my very existance!
O_o Now what the hell does this have to do with Square? ~_~ Never the less, poor Ken ;_;
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