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Nintendo reveals Famicom Mini Series 3 titles and that they are STUPID MOTHER FUCKING SHITFACES

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Nintendo recently revealed titles to be released in the third Famicom Mini series of NES re-releases for the Game Boy Advance. Some of the more noteworthy titles include Castlevania, Kid Icarus, Metroid, and Super Mario Bros 2. Also of note is that Tetris is NOT FUCKING INCLUDED and that Famicom Mini Series 3 DOES NOT MOTHER FUCKING HAVE TETRIS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

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10 July 2004 02:19 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	Not that I'm disgruntled or anything, but I voted for tetris like 100 times. Accursed Nintendo...
10 July 2004 03:49 zeromorpheus Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	i voted for tetris too just like you asked but i only did it once, Sorry Matt better luck next time i guess
10 July 2004 08:23 staff Rachel Chronically Whimsical online \| PM \| e-mail	I voted 5 times.
10 July 2004 09:02 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	that makes 116 votes THAT WE KNOW OF. wtf Nintendo?
12 July 2004 20:10 vip methusalen Drunk Fascist Viking offline \| PM \| e-mail	So, if you honestly feel that badly about it... You can always get yourself this... it's close enough...... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ViewItem&category=62053&item=8116445112&rd=1
14 July 2004 08:42 thegloaming Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	No Tetris..? Heck, I voted at least 30 times for it..
22 May 2005 18:26 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	This is now irrelevant. Nintendo dropped the fucking ball and Ubisoft picked it up with Lumines. who needs fucking tetris?
23 May 2005 00:35 staff Rahul Face of Square Haven online \| PM \| e-mail	:O
23 May 2005 05:43 staff Nephtis Vapid Buttmunch online \| PM \| e-mail	I never thought I'd hear those words from you Matt. "who needs fucking tetris?" Has the world gone mad?
23 May 2005 17:17 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	I've been playing this same ACCURSED Tetris gamepak since 19fucking89. It hasn't saved a score in 15 years and I'm sick of Nintendo dickteasing me with polls and shit. I WANT A PORTABLE TETRIS THAT (is not Tetris Worlds and) SAVES MY SCORE GODDAMIT!
23 May 2005 17:52 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	2 RANDOM EXPLOSIONS in 1 night :0 :0
23 May 2005 22:50 staff Nephtis Vapid Buttmunch online \| PM \| e-mail	Haha. You wouldn't think it's that hard to have the scores saved. It's a classic, they should port it to the DS.
24 May 2005 21:12 thegloaming Vapid Buttmunch offline \| PM \| e-mail	Yep. And then use the touch screen to something as well. We need Tetris. And no spinoffs and all, the classic Tetris is pretty much ok. :D
25 May 2005 00:22 staff Rahul Face of Square Haven online \| PM \| e-mail	It wouldn't be classic Tetris if you were using the touch screen, would it?
25 May 2005 09:55 staff Nephtis Vapid Buttmunch online \| PM \| e-mail	No, I merely meant put it on there because it's available. Put it on anything, just give poor Matt a save function!
25 May 2005 14:25 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	Nintendo doesn't own the Tetris license any longer - it was sold to THQ quite some time ago, thereby making a "new" classic Tetris for the DS impossible. However, THQ has a DS Tetris in the works apparently, which I'm indifferent about anyways. They've fucked up the license enough as is. All I would like is the original, classic Tetris with the boo-doo-doo-dee-doo-doo-doo-duh-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, please.
26 May 2005 00:07 staff Rahul Face of Square Haven online \| PM \| e-mail	"Nintendo Tetris" was announced at E3 for Nintendo DS. Maybe that'll be something interesting?
26 May 2005 04:49 staff Nephtis Vapid Buttmunch online \| PM \| e-mail	Hopefully it would be the same thing but with THQ making money out of it.
10 Jan 2006 13:19 staff Matt Vapid-in-Chief online \| PM \| e-mail	My prayers have seemingly been answered! http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=13984 Amen.
11 Jan 2006 12:59 staff Rahul Face of Square Haven online \| PM \| e-mail	I thought you when I read that earlier, Matt!

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