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PR: Lauren Peterman unveils news of Final Fantasy X movie; fan auditions accepted
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Hot on the heels of Stephen Wilson's accurate insider insight into the inner workings of Square Enix, Miss Peterman follows up with this story detailing whispers heard whilst within the depths of Square Enix' corporate fortress.

"I was just wondering if there was any consideration going into a Final Fantasy X movie, because I had heard rumors of such a project. If there is, I would love to audition for a role. Thanks a bunch!"

Well, after much deliberation, the Venerable Square Haven is finally ready to unveil the unexpected: there is indeed a Final Fantasy X movie in the works in Matt's dorm room showers! The casting will revolve entirely around how naked aspiring actresses are willing to get, and how frequently they intend to rub up against one another whilst smearing each other in soap suds. This will all be filmed in front of a blue screen for post-production purposes in order to accurately motion capture the Tidus & Yuna romance scene that forms the center stage for the movie, which will be published by Dreamworks in 2007.

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bubble 29 Jan 2005 09:06
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h0tt
bubble 31 Jan 2005 03:59
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I think I should apply for the position of Director of Photography.
bubble 31 Jan 2005 13:52
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Auditions are going on now; appointment not necessary if hot.
bubble 01 Mar 2005 04:42
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nice :)
bubble 21 Apr 2005 09:54
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Dude......you people need a life......
bubble 23 Apr 2005 08:33
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Hey hey, you're the guy going around and commenting well over a month after the previous input here.
bubble 24 Apr 2005 11:23
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mr domino, your mom doesn't seem to think we're lifeless losers. she stopped by and I decided to cast her as Khimari. BAHAHA
bubble 24 Apr 2005 20:23
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Well that's good, the 2007 release date draws closer. Although to have a mother that could pass as Kimahri is slightly disturbing in my books.
bubble 25 Apr 2005 10:53
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Only reason I posted a month afterwards is I just found this site, and your one to talk matt, since I seem to remember your mother going in to pose as Bahamut....
bubble 26 Apr 2005 14:28
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in some sick and twisted way that sound cool




bubble 28 Apr 2005 11:09
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Emphasis on the sick and twisted part....
bubble 28 Apr 2005 12:42
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mr domino, it's obvious to me that you manifest contrived lies in order to hurt my feelings. your claim of my mother as bahamut obviously doesnt correlate, considering i already cast that role to your sister.
bubble 28 Apr 2005 12:44
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ZING!!!
bubble 28 Apr 2005 19:33
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That was indeed a zinger. Obviously Matt would rather your mother to aid Yuna soaping up in the shower. And then of course for Yuna to summon your sister in order to win the 'battle'.
bubble 30 May 2005 02:50
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ok i want 2 audition 4 yuna in the movie
but the Q is were are auditions held?
bubble 30 May 2005 02:53
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and don't u guys think it is kinda mean 2 make fun of
eachother^_^
just sayin srry i know it is none of my business
bubble 30 May 2005 23:37
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People always make fun of each other here, you'll deal with it.

I'd say auditions are over, but given that Matt probably needs some more actresses to 'rub up against one another whilst smearing each other in soap suds', I'd say if you're up for it you may still be able to star in the film. I'd suggest contacting Matt regarding this.
bubble 31 May 2005 06:49
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ok thank u so much^_^
i really appreciate it and u guys r really funny^_^
bubble 31 May 2005 16:04
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You can thank me for that. I handle all the humor around here with a dignified and serious mien.
bubble 31 May 2005 16:22
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ok nice 2 know
so r u guys always on here?
bubble 31 May 2005 19:18
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Well, I prefer to be on the forums or the dead/dying IRC channel #squarehaven. Please join us there. Really, though--I'm desperate. Please?
bubble 01 June 2005 16:52
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r u talking 2 me?T_T
bubble 01 June 2005 22:46
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Yes. Come. Chat.
bubble 03 June 2005 05:30
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And that goes for anyone else out there that are reading these comments, get into the IRC channel! (Unless you're like me and get charged $90 per GB...)
bubble 03 June 2005 19:36
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oh wow that must suck^_^
so how r all u guys?
bubble 03 June 2005 21:56
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Not bad, are you in the forums or the IRC channel, that's a far better place to chat.
bubble 03 June 2005 23:35
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4 some reason my com won't let me go there i am really srry^_^
and i hope u do better^_^
do any of u guys hav a girlfriend??
bubble 04 June 2005 20:49
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The forums should be able to be accessed, click forums there in the top right corner.
bubble 05 June 2005 01:43
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ok yea it is working^_^
bubble 05 June 2005 01:59
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"do any of you guys have a girlfriend" bahahahaha
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