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sony wants ur $249 for xmas

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charlie + jeremy hav3 a web$ite. they luv the PSP so they made iron-ons to trick out your shit. they site is pwned by Sony bitch Zipatoni. that dont mean they aint legit!

c&j want a psp so bad they want u to hav3 one too! they bought a cool website to give u advice on how to giv sony lots of luv this holiday season.

their $tory

i (charlie) have a psp. my friend jeremy does not. but he wants one this year for xmas.

so we started clowning with sum not-so-subtle hints to j's parents that a psp would be teh perfect gift. we created this site to spread the luv to those like j who want a psp!

consider us your own personal psp hype machine, here to help you wage a holiday assault on ur parents, girl, granny, boss – whoever – so they know what you really want.

we'll let you know how it works for us. pls return the favor.

more to come,

sum advi¢e, yo

step 1: download the iron-on patterns sheet
step 2: print
step 3: cut out pieces you want on your t
step 3: iron on
step 4: wear it like u mean it

(aww yeah. tattoos work even betta cuz they 4eva)

their YouTube $hit

sum blog comenT$

Oh no. You can't delete all the comments off of your terrible page. This is just an ad for Sony. Everyone knows it, so stop trying to pretend like you haven't completely failed. I mean really, did you guys honestly think this would fly? It's so obvious, it's insulting.
Comment By True Gamer At 12/11/2006 1:37 PM

This is retarded. As a gamer who is part of Sony's target audience I'm insulted not just by the integrity of this website, but that this reflects how intelligent Sony's marketing department thinks I am. Good job turning consumers off your pr0duct.
Comment By Tim At 12/11/2006 3:24 PM

Sorry, Z ipa toni. You've already stirred up a hornet's nest with your bad decisions and terrible underestimation of the gamer community. We can post faster than you can delete.

the Z IPATONI co.
Gregory Meyerkord
555 Washington Ave. 3rd Floor
St. Louis, MO 63101
Email: greg.meyerkord@z
Comment By Invalid name At 12/11/2006 3:30 PM

rlly, thats sum mad luv, c&j. good luck, dawgz

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And might I add: Yo.
Ohh Sony, what happened to you? You were like the girl in high school that everyone wanted to have or to be but alas the drugs and plastic surgery have made you into nothing more than a very expensive crack whore whose cost is only indicative of looks and not ability.
This just makes me want to not go dust off my PSP and play it. Or at least it makes me not want to remember where I even put it.
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