- Square Haven RSS feed reaches historic 5-person mark
 Today, the Venerable Square Enix Resource achieved an important milestone, delivering instantaneous notices via RSS of the latest and most vital gaming information to a record 5 people.This development is a clear indication of what Pierre Teilhard de Chardin called the transition of the earth's evolutionary development into the Noosphere phase, brought about by the ever-increasing access of conscious volitional actors within a planet of finite sphericity to ever greater volumes of Square Enix-related news and information. If you do not have an RSS reader already, they are free at bloglines and google reader.
- Square Haven launches new homepage to surprise and elation
 Today is a special day. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors: Square Haven has officially launched its new homepage. Besides being considerably widened to reduce scrolling frustration and accommodate larger resolutions, its launch also features the brand-new "Stream of Consciousness", courtesy of Rahul, who has been busy cranking out its glorious goodness for all to enjoy. Positioned firmly inside the right column, it details up-to-date information regarding user profiles, collections, comments, ratings and, of course, staff updates tabbed and highlighted for your convenience. With this new feature, we here at Square Haven hope to keep everyone better updated about what's going on and get everyone as fanatic as we are communicating just a little bit better. Enjoy!
- Ziyad to one day learn not to use periods in news headlines
 Also: correct usage of quotation and other punctuation predicted! Grammar not necessarily included in Ziyad's firmware upgrade, but considered a syntactical engine rewrite that will likely be introduced during the kernel upgrade later this year.
- Square Haven reviews section upgraded; note to users: yes, we have reader reviews!
Recent improvements have been made to our game review scripts that have made for the betterment of both staff and reader reviews. The Square Haven staff invites all non-vapid buttmunches to freely submit quality reviews in substantial quantities. Recent reviews include a relentless crucifixion of Final Fantasy X-2 by Rachel, Matt's ignorant eulogy to Einhander, and reader reviews of Xenogears and FF:TSW, both by non-vapid pillars of the Square Haven community. Square Haven Reviews
- One month break to end soon
You might be wondering just what we've been up to since Squenix revealed its new shit at the beginning of October. Well, we've been doing absolutely nothing, which is probably part of the problem. Don't worry, though! It's almost time for midterms, so instead of studying, look forward to us cranking out at least a review of FFXI, a look back at the previous month of unveilings, and other crap that we would promise you if I had any authority over the rest of staff. Yeah.
- Procrastination Desists; Square Haven Launches Anniversary Competition
 A full year of non-work and "developments" like this ought to lead to something good for you, the benevolent user, so of course with May 29th being the oh-so-obvious Square Haven 1 Year Anniversary (which we ignored because we're not full of ourselves [yeah, right]), it's appropriate to raise the stakes of sitting on our asses and complaining about things we could easily change to a new level. If you want to win some sweet shit, read on. Full Article
- Square Haven pulls shit out of ass, calls it "content"
 Preserving the grand SH traditions of extreme procrastination and blatant pilfering of unoriginal, second-hand insights from "primary sources" (since we were nowhere within 600 miles of LA) our untimely (only one month late) retrospective on the Square Enix games of E3 2003 is about as significant as Square's presence at the show and, naturally, is missing the only game anyone actually gave a whit about. Link
- Taste her in 2005
 New Penny Arcade comic depicts upcoming American McGee title artwork. Penny Arcade
- Some guy on winter break spends entire winter break in seclusion making album database... for VIDEO GAMES
After some on-and-off design and coding over the last few weeks, this weird thing showed up. The mystery feature that has been alluded to endlessly on the SHMFoD has now been revealed to the masses! Full Article
- Making it explicit: features of sexy new home page
 Overwhelmed by the sheer sexiness (only surpassed by a certain Harvard student) of the new home page? Subject yourself to a quick explanation. Full Article
- Reader Reviews go live
Lo and behold, Reader Reviews have finaly launched accompanied by two new site features: the Hype-o-Meter and the Report Card. Link
- Presenting: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!!
Yes, we have submitted our wills to all one of you who have demanded a message forum. So we've complied as so: The Super Premium Square Haven VIP Message Forums of Death!!! Link
- Procrastination desists; Square Haven launches; world peace, Star Wars on DVD expected to follow
 The Square Haven has actually, really, truly launched thanks to the pack of Venezuelan monkeys we purchased for labor and the guidance of Matt's cat, Gump. Full Article
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