Easy, place objects in certain places that is designed to ensure that the boss trips over. Oh, and kill that kid in the Oreo commercial, that even somehow made it over here. I hope that dog bites his head off in the director's cut.

Can't you see I'm holding something sharp and pointy? I won't need the stuff in the floor or the dog!

yay! sharp and pointy! but wouldn't you take further pleasure in seeing your enemies die of extremely bizarre methods that can never be linked back to you?

Yes. But I've also always wanted to see what it looks like to suspend a person in the air right over a stalk of bamboo. It'd be great for the guys who like anal!

Oh, and small, yippy dogs. I hate small, yippy dogs.

Like Flipsie from The Simpsons.

I don't remember Flipsie....

Martin's beloved toy dog that Nelson threw out the window in the episode where Bart gets a fake licence, gets a car, and goes with Nelson, Martin, and Milhouse to Knoxville to see the World's fair that ended like a decade earlier. The care gets smashed and they get stranded, with Bart having to get a job as a courier in hopes that they'll get a job back to Springfield.

don't forget the wig shop!

Rachel said:
Martin's beloved toy dog that Nelson threw out the window in the episode where Bart gets a fake licence, gets a car, and goes with Nelson, Martin, and Milhouse to Knoxville to see the World's fair that ended like a decade earlier. The care gets smashed and they get stranded, with Bart having to get a job as a courier in hopes that they'll get a job back to Springfield.

Hobo: "Bart can we stop for icecream?"

Dortz said:
don't forget the wig shop!

Or the talking Al Gore doll.

damn, i don't remember that part. now i've gotta go find that episode...

I like swords.....

*stabs*

Hadoken!!!

*stabs again*

*stabity stab*

All because he didnt carry the bag?

who is that crazy person!? :huh:

I googled something and found this to be funny... I don't remember anymore what word I googled... possibly... stab...

*On Topic*

I hate Hazelnuts in my Fruit and Fibre

I hate Mayonnaise

I hate Running out of peanut butter

Sweet Jane said:




I hate Mayonnaise

:( how could anyone hate mayo!?

Viajera said:
a dirty imagination can only think one thing of a creamy, white substance.

i know its stupid but just the sight of it makes me nervous.

i also hate cotton wool. a lot

Mayo is another word for 'special sauce'

Mayo is disgusting... therefore I too, hate Mayonayse

I hate Ignorance

I hate Paris Hilton

I loves me some Miracle Whip... best shit ever...

Pistol Whip is the only Whip for me:

yeah ok I just realized writing in the things I hate isn't even going back on topic CURSE YOU JANE FOR TRICKING ME!

I hate people who discriminate against Mayo.

Paris! <3

FUCK YOU! I am at work and people saw I hope no one thinks I'm looking at Paris Hilton websites! oh the horror! she is just awful!